Hi. I write humorous things for Funny or Die, Adult Swim, McSweeney’s, Twitter, and in books. Everything else goes here.Tumblr (3.0; @brianadamsboone)http://brianadamsboone.com/a) &#8221;Childe Harold&#8217;s Pilgrimage&#8221; b) &#8221;Coquelicot&#8217;s Tea...http://brianadamsboone.com/post/45940563502http://brianadamsboone.com/post/45940563502Thu, 21 Mar 2013 15:01:00 -0700Amazing Reunions. In this heart-warmer for the whole family, dogs who thought they were abandoned...http://brianadamsboone.com/post/44097578294http://brianadamsboone.com/post/44097578294Tue, 26 Feb 2013 16:01:00 -0800Cradle of Love: Toast with a hole cut out and a fried egg poking out the hole White Wedding: White...http://brianadamsboone.com/post/43165396750http://brianadamsboone.com/post/43165396750Fri, 15 Feb 2013 11:59:16 -0800billy idoltoasteggsegg whitescountry gravypig eyeballshamsausagebaconJayden[1 star]I arrange a lot of playdates for my daughter, Bella, and I know what makes a good...http://brianadamsboone.com/post/40022119444http://brianadamsboone.com/post/40022119444Tue, 08 Jan 2013 09:49:59 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d9b1eaf1078ad85b3e0c27d57db664e1/tumblr_mg9pkaRdPU1qzx3jto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Phil Collins is alive. Fact? #iwrotethis</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funnyordie.tumblr.com/post/39939827459/the-12-craziest-rock-myths-and-legends-a-lot-of" target="_blank">funnyordie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://bit.ly/UBMfYT" target="_blank">The 12 Craziest Rock Myths and Legends</a></strong></p> <p>A lot of <a href="http://bit.ly/UBMfYT" target="_blank">wild stories stem from sex, drugs and rock and roll</a>. But which tales are true?</p> </blockquote>http://brianadamsboone.com/post/39965060945http://brianadamsboone.com/post/39965060945Mon, 07 Jan 2013 15:46:24 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meh6sv8oXd1qzx3jto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funnyordie.tumblr.com/post/37145813933/local-versions-of-santa-claus-from-around-the" target="_blank">funnyordie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://bit.ly/VhggGV" title="Local Versions of Santa Claus" target="_blank">Local Versions of Santa Claus From Around the World</a></strong></p> <p>Santa comes in all shapes and sizes. </p> </blockquote>http://brianadamsboone.com/post/37194776422http://brianadamsboone.com/post/37194776422Tue, 04 Dec 2012 09:25:09 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdlpddE8Ln1qzx3jto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>A thing I made at <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funnyordie.tumblr.com/post/35863825637/possible-new-names-for-iceland-iceland-is-looking" target="_blank">funnyordie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://bit.ly/ZJt4vt" target="_blank">Possible New Names for Iceland</a></strong></p> <p>Iceland is looking to change its misleading name. <a href="http://bit.ly/ZJt4vt" target="_blank">Here are some finalists</a>.</p> </blockquote>http://brianadamsboone.com/post/36219420556http://brianadamsboone.com/post/36219420556Wed, 21 Nov 2012 09:54:42 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md6k2opdPt1qzx3jto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funnyordie.tumblr.com/post/35279175764/5-theories-about-warren-gs-regulate-on-the" target="_blank">funnyordie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://bit.ly/SFmTmS" target="_blank">5 Theories About Warren G’s Regulate</a></strong></p> <p>On the surface, Regulate is a prototypical rap song about guns, bitches and dice. But something far weirder and darker is going on. <a href="http://bit.ly/SFmTmS" target="_blank">MOUNT UP to learn more</a>. </p> </blockquote> <p>I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.</p>http://brianadamsboone.com/post/35295459455http://brianadamsboone.com/post/35295459455Thu, 08 Nov 2012 14:31:21 -08001. &#8220;Well I guess we&#8217;re gonna have to take control.&#8221; -On Our Own 2. &#8220;Stay...http://brianadamsboone.com/post/35063823035http://brianadamsboone.com/post/35063823035Mon, 05 Nov 2012 09:37:00 -0800bobby brownpassiveaggressivepassive-aggressivewhitney houstonprerogativesghostbustersghostbusters 2The year 21501 was not a good one for the zombies. They were defeated2 by a kid named Jeff Ancho.3...http://brianadamsboone.com/post/34912533761http://brianadamsboone.com/post/34912533761Sat, 03 Nov 2012 10:51:00 -0700terrible writingterrible things i wrote as a childexplanatory academic footnotesb.b. adamshorror showancho-chipotleapplebeesmichael dukakisburlapgeorge h.w. bushwillie hortonchuck palahniukmormonsdirt bikeszombiesalienscursiverhode islandHorrible Changes1 by B.B. Adams2 Adam&#8217;s3 life was4 great. He was the best athlete,5 the...http://brianadamsboone.com/post/34639786602http://brianadamsboone.com/post/34639786602Tue, 30 Oct 2012 09:03:00 -0700terrible writingthings i wrote as a childexplanatory academic footnotesb.b. adamsadammultiple sclerosismultiple scourousesgrowing painswho's the bosslifetime moviestonyfairweather friendspunchingday-drinkingworkaholismcloud atlasPorkin&#8217; Mindy Three&#8217;s Cumpany Mary, Tyler, More Rode-huh Not One Guy at a Time Barnaby...http://brianadamsboone.com/post/34301879854http://brianadamsboone.com/post/34301879854Thu, 25 Oct 2012 09:46:22 -0700Décor: A ‘70s suburban basement in deep disrepair, with moldy, yellow shag carpeting, a TV...http://brianadamsboone.com/post/32332034710http://brianadamsboone.com/post/32332034710Wed, 26 Sep 2012 08:51:37 -0700Secretary of State: Trip Hayward Secretary of the Treasury: Van Treadwell Secretary of Defense: Win...http://brianadamsboone.com/post/31983397160http://brianadamsboone.com/post/31983397160Fri, 21 Sep 2012 06:48:32 -0700In the 1960s, it was all about Volkswagen Beetles and granola. In the go-go ‘80s, it’s all about...http://brianadamsboone.com/post/31921325838http://brianadamsboone.com/post/31921325838Thu, 20 Sep 2012 06:51:00 -0700jim morrisonthe doorsray manzarekyuppiesalternate historyif jim morrison had livedhigh financewall streetjim belushioliver stonepeople magazine<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mam4qvmOMt1qcokmto1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“10 Bro Movies Bros Should Watch With Their Bros” is something I wrote for Funny or Die.</p>http://brianadamsboone.com/post/31874237998http://brianadamsboone.com/post/31874237998Wed, 19 Sep 2012 12:56:00 -0700funny or diebrosyentlFull title: Horror Show III: Blood Lovers Anonymous 1&#160;2 3 When Burlap4 was named5 the Zombie...http://brianadamsboone.com/post/31278277054http://brianadamsboone.com/post/31278277054Mon, 10 Sep 2012 10:53:00 -0700terrible writingexplanatory academic footnoteszombiesburlapnebraskahitlerdead seabeeshu happermanhunger gamessuperman iiiheadsEveryone has seen the terror.1 Everyone thought it was a clever ad campaign. No one realized the...http://brianadamsboone.com/post/30931066758http://brianadamsboone.com/post/30931066758Wed, 05 Sep 2012 05:55:00 -0700Terrible Writingthings i wrote as a childexplanatory academic footnoteslucky the leprechaunleprechaunsirish strugglekidsmarshmallowsnapalmchainsawsorganssugar cerealcerealweird al yankovicwacky facts<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9un9rEcKn1qcokmto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Was This Poem Written by Jewel, or Charles Manson? - a thing I did for Funny or Die.</p>http://brianadamsboone.com/post/30899021104http://brianadamsboone.com/post/30899021104Tue, 04 Sep 2012 16:44:15 -0700“By B.B. Adams”1 “It was nothing!”2 exclaimed Todd.3 Todd had traveled to the Grand Canyon4 and...http://brianadamsboone.com/post/30587413066http://brianadamsboone.com/post/30587413066Fri, 31 Aug 2012 07:46:51 -0700things i wrote as a childexplanatory academic footnotesaquanautsb.b. adamstodddiamondsthievesterrible writing