5 Theories About Warren G’s Regulate

On the surface, Regulate is a prototypical rap song about guns, bitches and dice. But something far weirder and darker is going on. MOUNT UP to learn more


(Reblogged from funnyordie)

Porn Versions of ’70s TV Shows

Porkin’ Mindy

Three’s Cumpany

Mary, Tyler, More


Not One Guy at a Time

Barnaby Jones Has Sexual Intercourse

Smashed: A Theme Bar in Which the Theme is Alcoholism

alcoholicDécor: A ‘70s suburban basement in deep disrepair, with moldy, yellow shag carpeting, a TV broadcasting snow, and floors and shelves littered with broken bottles, broken picture frames, broken childhood sports trophies. The centerpiece: a tipped over, brown and brittle Christmas tree covered in broken decorations.

Music: A jukebox that plays only Hank Williams, Conway Twitty, and “Butterfly Kisses” on a perpetual loop.

Bartender: Alternately super-attentive and kind, then inexplicably hostile and violent.

Specialty cocktails: House-made Mad Dog 20/20 and isopropyl rubbing alcohol. Over 40 and 70 different varieties of vanilla and turpentine, respectively, are available.

Friday night event: The 12 Steps ($12), in which patrons progressively move around 12 stations and at each, consume a shot.

Currency: Food stamps, war medals, and sobriety chips are accepted in lieu of cash.


Mitt Romney’s Cabinet

romneycabinetSecretary of State:
Trip Hayward

Secretary of the Treasury:
Van Treadwell

Secretary of Defense:
Win Thorndike

Attorney General:
Chip Goulding

Secretary of the Interior: Bif Wadsworth

Secretary of Agriculture: Kip Tillinghast

Secretary of Commerce: Prescott Phipps

Secretary of Labor: Pip Osgood

Secretary of Health and Human Services: Kiki Preston

Secretary of Transportation: Skip Gorham

Secretary of Energy: Tag Newcomb

Secretary of Education: Bitsy Breckinridge

Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Kitt Kitteredge

Secretary of Homeland Security: Bink Kinsgsbury

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: position eliminated

"10 Bro Movies Bros Should Watch With Their Bros" is something I wrote for Funny or Die.

"10 Bro Movies Bros Should Watch With Their Bros" is something I wrote for Funny or Die.